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"Anyway, I'm so thankful, and so gracious - I'm gracious that my brother Jeb is concerned about the hemisphere as well." -George W. Bush, June 4, 2001
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"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, aNeed I say more?"
— Chris Rock (2005)
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#1 A Goldfish's attention span is three seconds.
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... is so fat, she's on both sides of the family.
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Q: What is rough and hairy on the outside, soft and wet inside, starts with a 'c' ends with a 't', and has a 'u' and an 'n' in it?
A: A Coconut!
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 Groom and Best Man Turn into Human Souffles | | By: BizarreNews | Published: 07/04/2001 | | |  |
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WILTSHIRE, England - Most bachelor parties consist of drinking, strippers, and last-minute shenanigans. An English groom-to-be and his best man were recent victims of such a stag party prank as they were abandoned on the Warminster bypass in Wiltshire. The two 20-something men were handcuffed together, drenched in eggs, flour, and tomato sauce, and left in the stifling heat. Officers took them to the police station where they could clean up and described the two as having all the ingredients for a good souffle. They gave the victims directions to the nearest train station and sent them on their way. One police representative said, Officers did not know what to make of it.
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I know this crazy guy who just won't play at a casino. He just pretends to play in his head. Last week he lost his mind!
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The bands Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin and Genesis were among the investors in Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
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