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Haunted House Too Scary

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 01/25/2000
 
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ORLANDO - A woman suing Universal Studios contends the theme park operator´s annual Halloween Horror Nights haunted house attraction was too scary and caused her emotional distress. The lawsuit by Cleanthi Peters, 57, also seeks compensation for injuries she says she suffered when she visited the haunted house with her 10-year-old granddaughter in 1998. Peters is seeking $15,000 in damages for extreme fear, emotional distress and mental anguish.


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lamb-dang-alanga-ding-dan (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(01.29.2001 2:32:32 AM EST)

scared-as-hell it's always something.

And you know (0 replies)
started by DARKOVERLORD
(01.25.2001 12:57:59 PM EST)

there will be someone like jessie jackass to back her up.

TRESPASSER'S WILL BE SHOT!! SURVIVOR'S WILL BE SHOT AGAIN!!!

The Haunted Mansion isn't scarry enough! (0 replies)
started by duck888
(01.25.2001 11:05:16 AM EST)

I want to sue Disney World because the Haunted Mansion is not scary enough. When I go to a haunted house, I want the shit scared out of me with ghost who are out to kill me. The Haunted Mansion has ghost, who inviting and sing. This is BS and Disney knows it.

I'm sueing Disney for $6,666,666 for extreme boredom, emotional tireness, and being fearful to the metally challenged.

SHE WILL PROBABLY GET IT TO (0 replies)
started by donut38
(01.25.2001 0:07:33 AM EST)

IT WOULD BE CHEAPER THAN PAYING THE LAWYERS

money (0 replies)  
started by juliekay1286
(11.02.2000 2:16:58 AM EST)

anything for a buck. nobody told her to go back for seconds.

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