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BRISBANE, Australia - Workers at an Australian fish wholesaler got a heads up when they were preparing a giant cod for sale and found a human head inside. According to police, the 97-pound flowery cod was caught by a fishing trawler off Townsville at the weekend and had been delivered to the seafood wholesaler before sale to the public. Forensic tests were being carried out on the head as police attempted to identify the remains. Local media suggested the head could have belonged to a trawler fisherman missing after falling overboard about 31 miles off Townsville early Sunday.
All for Mrs. Paul's........ started by
willi
(10.05.2000 8:49:24 PM EST)
Never ever be the most unpopular member of a fishing trawler crew. Remember, a chump is only a "p" away from being chum!
Uuhmmmmmm, good fishstick!
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