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NEW ORLEANS - Folks, don´t get critically sick in Louisiana!
A Louisiana sheriff´s deputy is under investigation for allegedly delaying a hospital-bound heart attack victim for 30 minutes while writing a ticket. Jefferson Parish Deputy Bryan McClendon stopped the car carrying 50-year-old Benjamin Basile and some family members after the driver allegedly ran a red light. Basile says McClendon mocked the family and even threatened to arrest him while he and family members begged the officer to let them proceed. According to Basile´s relatives, when McClendon finally issued the ticket, he said: Y´all go ahead and have your heart attack or stroke now. Have a good day. Basile is in stable condition after spending a week in intensive care.
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Aw come on!
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Anonymous Goofball
(03.05.2001 10:00:00 AM EST)
Faking a heart attack when you get pulled over is the oldest trick in the book! The hospital staff must have been "in" on this one!
some good advice
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striggle
(03.04.2001 8:46:17 PM EST)
COPS BAD, BEER GOOD!!!!!!!!!!
Don't sweat the petty stuff, but always pet the sweaty stuff.
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