Search
 


Advanced Search
 
Entire Site

Goofball Login

Username:

Password:

Remember Me?

»Preview
» Why Register?
»Register Now!
» Renew Now!
» Who's Online Now
» Log In Trouble?

 

Assorted Goofiness
College Humor
BakerMedia
Busted Tees
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter

George W. Bush
 
"Speaking about barbaric regimes, we must deal with probably one of the most—not probably—one of the most real threats we face, and that is the idea of a barbaric regime teaming up with a terrorist network and providing weapons of mass destruction to hold the United States and our allies and our friends blackmail."Source: FDCH Political Transcripts, "George W. Bush Participates in Alexander for Senate Luncheon," Sept. 17, 2002
 
 

Random Quote
 
"He said: 'Gosh, Dad, that means we're not going to any more bowl games.'"
—Jim Colletto, Purdue football coach and former assistant at Arizona State and Ohio State, on his 11-year-old son's reaction after he took the job with the Boilermakers. (1991)
 
 

Snapple Facts
 
#157 The first TV soap opera debuted in 1946.
 
 

Yo Mama ...
 
is so slutty John Holmes just looked at her and got AIDS
 
 

One Liners
 
Q: Why do Texans like big tits and tight pussies?
A: 'cause they have big mouths and tiny dicks!
 
 

Quick Joke
 
Don't you feel like sitting alone in your home, destroying your belongings while at the same time slowly losing all your household money? Try poker online
 
 


Help, she´s pouring out all my beer!

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 09/12/2001
 
Save article to file cabinet Send to a Friend Print this out

A man in La Vergne, Tennessee, called emergency 911 to report that he and his wife had had a fight and he needed police to come to his house and stop her from pouring out all his beer.


Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?


More Stupid News...

 

Search
 
 
This Section

ARTICLE FORUM LIST  

You must register to participate in this discussion.
911 (0 replies)
started by greenpeanuts
(09.13.2001 2:42:53 PM EST)

I'd call 911 to. :) GBB (God Bless Beer)

After this week (0 replies)
started by nakedcanuck
(09.13.2001 11:20:46 AM EST)


We need all the beer we can get.

The Naked Canuck
Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
I hope (0 replies)  
started by marvin
(09.12.2001 6:24:10 AM EST)

he got her permission to call first.


Kiss My Ass !

Goofball.com is not responsible for any content which individual users post. Goofball.com reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.


Most Recent
Transvestites On Trial For Theft
SHANGHAI – Five Filipino transvestites have gone ...
11.14.2009

Woman Pleads Guilty In Road Rage / Salad Dressing Case
BOISE, Idaho – An Idaho woman accused of ramming her ...
11.13.2009

Man Who Threw Feces In CA Courtroom Gets 31 Years
A man who sneaked a bag of his feces into a San Diego courtroom during his home-invasion robbery trial, smeared it on his lawyer and threw it at jurors has been sentenced to 31 years in prison.
10.28.2009

Nude Man Accused Of Pounding On Cars On A Highway
A man who told officers he was a ...
10.11.2009

Rate This!

2.50 Goofballs of 5
4 Viewer(s) rated

Rating the content is for registered users only.

Section Features
  • Top Ranked Items
  • One Year Ago
    Homeless Woman No So Homeless
    A homeless woman who sneaked into a man's house and lived undetected in his closet for a year was arrested in Japan after he became suspicious when food mysteriously began disappearing ...
    03.05.2009

    Michigan Police Taser Nude Man Outside Church
    Going to church brought no peace ...
    03.04.2009

    Police Seek Blow-up Doll Sex Bandit
    An Australian man broke into three adult ...
    01.20.2009

    Texas Death Row Inmate Pulls Out Eye, Eats It
    A Texas death row inmate with a history ...
    01.19.2009

    Two Years Ago
    Disorder In The Court: Lawyer Punched
    A public defender who was punched in court by a disgruntled client said Thursday he doesn't blame the man who gave him with two black eyes. The disorder in the court, captured on video, happened Monday at Scott County Circuit Court after the judge refused defendant Peter Hafer's request for a new attorney.
    03.20.2008

    Man Allegedly Steals Neighbor's Panties
    SANTA FE, Texas - Police arrested a neighbor after ...
    01.30.2008

    Nude Couple Grapple Over Dog Near Shower
    A 25-year-old woman was arrested for investigation of second-degree assault for getting into an argument with her boyfriend over whether his dog should be in the bathroom while the couple were taking a shower together. ...
    01.29.2008

    Top 2007 Weird News
    BERLIN - From a Greek nunnery turned into ...
    01.28.2008

    Lookie Here!
    Austin Powers: International Man of...

    Casino Joke
     
    I know this crazy guy who just won't play at a casino. He just pretends to play in his head. Last week he lost his mind!
     
     

    Goofball Facts
     
    Camel hair brushes are made from squirrel hair.