"First, we would not accept a treaty that would not have been ratified, nor a treaty that I thought made sense for the country." -George W. Bush, on the Kyoto accord, April 24, 2001
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#7 A queen bee can lay 800-1500 eggs per day.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, When she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
One Liners
Q: Why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilize one egg? A: Because not one will stop and ask directions.
DAVENPORT - Fortunately for Deputy Elbert Austin the bite of
the North American Iowa Speeder is not poisonous - but they can be vicious when cornered. He found that out when he pulled over Leslie Hebeler to give her a $54 traffic ticket. She refused to sign the ticket and became belligerent, and when he tried to arrest her she sank her incisors into his arm. That happened last June. The courts didn´t support her claim of harassment, however, and recently handed her a 60-day jail sentence and $1,000 fine, plus court costs.
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Man Who Threw Feces In CA Courtroom Gets 31 Years A man who sneaked a bag of his feces into a San Diego courtroom during his home-invasion robbery trial, smeared it on his lawyer and threw it at jurors has been sentenced to 31 years in prison.
10.28.2009
Man Charged After Passing Gas Toward Cop A West Virginia man who police said passed gas and fanned it toward a patrolman has been charged with battery on a police officer ...
09.29.2008
Woman Kills Husband With Folding Couch St Petersburg's Channel Five said the man's wife, upset with her husband for being drunk and refusing to get up, kicked a handle after an argument, activating a mechanism that folds the couch up against a wall.
08.09.2008
Two Years Ago
Man Caught Trying To Have Sex With Bicycle They used a master key to unlock the door and they then observed the accused wearing only a white T-shirt, naked from the waist down. The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex."
11.19.2007
Thank You Science Researchers at Granada University in Spain said drinking beer after strenuous physical activity can be beneficial for the body. The scientists said their study found beer can help dehydrated people retain liquid better than water alone ...
11.03.2007
