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High School Outcast Takes Playmate to School Dance

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 02/03/2002
 
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CALIFORNIA - Toby Hocking felt like the school outcast, and his college entrance essay detailed his feelings of alienation. The essay found its way into the hands of former Playboy Playmate Petra Verkiak, Miss December 1989. One of Verkiak´s friends received a copy of the essay from Toby´s mother and she identified with the student. Verkiak said, I thought it was really deep. And I related to it. She told Toby she would be his date at the school dance where the girls ask out the boys. He almost passed up his chance to escort the ex-Playmate, but eventually agreed. At first I thought, ´Go to the dance with a 35 year-old?´ But then I realized she´s really hot, the boy said.


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KIDDS:-( (0 replies)
started by pprinz
(02.16.2002 8:38:20 PM EST)

I consider 35 young stuff:-)

Some days are roses,some days are shit!

35 is young... (0 replies)
started by beckdaddy
(02.14.2002 8:19:15 PM EST)

at least it felt like it yesterday! LOL! I bet he became cool really damn fast!

You wanna play with me? Nice shot!

Stupid Kid. (0 replies)
started by kweenbee
(02.14.2002 7:12:59 PM EST)

What's the matter with a 35 year-old? Wait, I know; It would kill me right?

Love the country, live to pee outside!

goodness (0 replies)
started by bigjohn2
(02.03.2002 9:37:28 PM EST)

he almost passed up the chance good lord whats the matter with this kid.....

BIG JOHN

Lucky Bastard ! (0 replies)
started by marvin
(02.03.2002 6:30:12 AM EST)

nuff said

Kiss my Ass !

Ahhhhh, Petra (0 replies)
started by tjshere
(02.03.2002 0:59:05 AM EST)

She's what, about a 40DDD? What a shame to waste such breasticles on the young and stupid.

I have to wonder just how sorry for him she felt. Oh, let's cut the crap, I'm wondering if she gave him the greatest 3 seconds of his life.

Check out that tongue action!
Never fear.....TJ's here!

Dear Petra, (0 replies)  
started by willi
(02.03.2002 0:13:56 AM EST)

I have to admit that Toby cheated and copied my heart-wrenching essay.

You can pick me up at 8:00 p.m. Saturday night and don't forget to have your incredible breasts ready for the night of their lives!

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