Cancun, Mexico - Rita Garcia has fessed up after bragging to friends about how she got even with her ex. Garcia broke into her estranged husband´s apartment and located unused condoms in a drawer. She carefully opened a condom and peppered chili powder in one, resealed it and waited for the results. After a moment of passion with his 19-year-old girlfriend Pedro was rushed to the hospital with his manhood on *fire*. Rita, upon her being charged with second degree assault said, He wanted hot sex with that 19-year-old and he´s now had it.
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sb100
(04.25.2001 8:06:06 AM EST)
"Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquerthis was a hot news flash it sounds pretty hot to me...lol the world."
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to the best
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Anonymous Goofball
(03.08.2001 6:29:27 PM EST)
you are the best.......
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Vamplre
(01.18.2001 1:42:41 AM EST)
it will never happen to me ....
baha
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Anonymous Goofball
(01.10.2001 7:14:02 AM EST)
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hot stuff
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Anonymous Goofball
(12.15.2000 7:04:44 PM EST)
I thought that was really funny just as long as nothing like that ever happens to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
im not sure
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missie2000mi
(11.13.2000 9:03:13 PM EST)
this was a hot news flash it sounds pretty hot to me...lol
Duh
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tattoocouple
(06.26.2000 5:46:27 PM EST)
and you thought your sex life was hot !!!!
duh is this for real ?
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