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"I used the expression 'ride herd.' I don't know if anybody understood the meaning. It's a little informal in diplomatic terms. I said, we're going to put a guy on the ground to ride herd on the process. See them all scratching their heads."—Bush, realizing few people understand him when he speaks Source: New York Times, "The President's Trip, In the President's Words: 'A Mutual Desire to Work Toward the Vision," June 5, 2003
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"Yes, the president should resign. He has lied to the American people, time and time again, and betrayed their trust. He is no longer an effective leader. Since he has admitted guilt, there is no reason to put the American people through an impeachment. He will serve absolutely no purpose in finishing out his term; the only possible solution is for the president to save some dignity and resign."
— William Jefferson Clinton, 1974, regarding Richard Nixon and the Watergate scandal
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#160 One alternative title that had been considered for NBC's hit "Friends" was "Insomnia Cafe".
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Yo Mama ... |
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is so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her
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Q: Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
A: To stop the snoring before it starts!
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 How Much is Your Penis Worth? | | By: BizarreNews | Published: 05/24/2001 | | |  |
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NASHVILLE, Tennessee - In 1998, Arthur C. Tucker Jr. went to Vanderbilt University Medical Center for treatment for a swollen prostate gland. The doctors used the Prostatron system which is used to destroy excess prostate cells with a beam of microwaves, but during Tucker´s appointment, something went terribly wrong. Nurses told him that the pain he felt was normal when it turns out the catheter may have slipped during the procedure causing the microwaves to be directed at his penis. His penis was burnt so badly that he stayed in bed for nearly a month, and then the member still had to be amputated. Tucker and his wife sued the hospital and EDAP Technomed Inc., which distributed the device, for $13 million. They reached an out-of-court settlement this week and the couple is reportedly satisfied.
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penis worth
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(06.01.2001 4:35:12 PM EST)
i'd allmost give mine up 4 that amount of money!!
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ouch
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(05.31.2001 7:20:47 PM EST)
man i feel sorry for that guy
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lets make a poem out of it
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started by
Poonjab
(05.30.2001 11:16:29 PM EST)
Arthur C. Tucker
is no longer a fucker
They took his penis
and burnt up that sucker
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transsexuals
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started by
Arielblanco
(05.30.2001 11:56:56 AM EST)
Maybe a dick can be transplanted from a transsexual?This is Kris!
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plastic
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(05.28.2001 9:44:27 PM EST)
what about plastic?
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Limp Dick
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(05.27.2001 10:29:03 PM EST)
They could have replaced it with a dead guys penis.
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slice
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started by
grogggg
(05.25.2001 0:04:32 AM EST)
First of all,How old is this dickless wonder? If he's past sixtyfive feed the "member" to the local stray cats.lofuss
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She may be satisfied monetarily but....
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willi
(05.24.2001 3:58:11 PM EST)
she's desperate and looking for a loan, sexually speaking.
Mrs. Tucker, you're one hot mamma, and my white wad is much more satisfying than his green wad any day of the week!
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not enough!
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myscraper
(05.24.2001 2:47:36 AM EST)
I would want everyone who was involved in the surgery to wear chastity belts for the rest of their lives and all of their immediate family as slaves for life. Plus 13 Billion dollars
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