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Two men in Kentucky tried to pull the front off of an ATM by running a chain from the machine to the bumper of their pick- up truck. However, instead of pulling the panel off the machine, they pulled the bumper off the truck. When they fled, they left their bumper, along with their license plate still attached to the ATM.
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talk about stupid
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bigjohn2
(08.28.2001 8:44:23 PM EST)
lmfao this makes me proud to be from kentucky.
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