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I´m Sorry What Was Your Name?

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 07/18/2000
 
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DUESSELDORF, Germany - Here´s a story that is bizarre in many ways. A German court ruled that a mother could not name her son, Chenekwahow, Migiskau, Nikapi-Hun-Nizeo, Alessandro, Majim, Chayara, Inti, Ernesto, Prithibi, Kioma, Pathar and Henriko (the last name was withheld to protect the child). Okay, so this is bizarre that a person would actually WANT to stick their child 12 first names, but what about the court ruling! In Germany, officials can reject parents´ choices of names for their children. For instance, if they don´t serve to help identify gender.

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Your mamma's so fat (0 replies)
started by stfrancis
(11.22.2000 0:31:47 AM EST)

SHE'S A FAT ASS! HA HA HA HA

What!!!! (0 replies)
started by carrolgugliotta
(07.23.2000 2:06:01 PM EST)

When hearing stories such as this, I can only be greatful that I live in a country as wonderful as Canada.I am expecting my child for January 1, and am pleased that I am able to name him/her whatever I please.

One or the Other (0 replies)
started by burlingtony
(07.19.2000 11:00:40 AM EST)

She should have said, "Ok, if I can't name him that, I'll name him Adolph Hitler. "

names (1 reply)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(07.18.2000 1:38:57 PM EST)

Hunter is my baby's name and there is nothing wrong with it!!!!!!

2121 (0 replies)
started by Vlad
(07.18.2000 1:26:04 PM EST)

.,.,.,.

Vlad

how nice (0 replies)
started by bat
(07.18.2000 1:09:01 PM EST)

what a lovely name, I think i will name my kid the same name, only different.

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Bizzare name? (0 replies)
started by garbagetime
(07.18.2000 12:53:10 PM EST)

You got to be kidding me! We think this kid's got a strange name? What about all the strange names used on this site? "some1dude", "OliverClozoff", or "robnoxoius". We all hide behind these names because we wouldn't want anybody knowing we would visit such a dump as this or would have created such a place.

:) (0 replies)
started by some1dude
(07.18.2000 1:17:28 AM EST)

love the pic

We should have that rule here... (9 replies)
started by OliverClozoff
(07.18.2000 1:06:20 AM EST)

It's hard to believe the stupid names kids are saddled with these days, like Hunter, Falon, Madison, Sierra, Mackenzie, Bailey, Riley, or Devon. What the hell ever happened to George or Alice?



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started by DrakeeMagi
(07.18.2000 0:04:50 AM EST)

I'm first and I say this is stupid

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