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Innocent Bystander Gets Skunked

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 08/21/2000
 
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WAUKESHA, Wisconsin - A man walking his dog in a residential area took a gunshot wound when he didn´t duck for cover. Gary V. Strasburg was struck in the left thigh and the right ankle by a stray bullet when a police offer was trying to shoot a skunk. As if being shot was not bad enough, the officer told Strasburg to wait a minute while he put the skunk in a bag. Who´s more important, a dead skunk or me? Strasburg screamed at the officer. Strasburg was treated at Waukesha Memorial Hospital and released.

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Cops are stupid (0 replies)
started by cheeseboy
(09.20.2000 2:41:03 PM EST)

That was nasty, huma rights violation!!!

DickHead (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(08.22.2000 10:08:51 PM EST)

Just proves the true meaning of DickHead for some of the dummest of cops.

hey, my 1st post! (1 reply)
started by SublimeLBC
(08.21.2000 6:15:42 PM EST)

this was kinda funny, i am testing to see if my EVIL gif is working

& this is ok (0 replies)
started by bat
(08.21.2000 4:05:38 PM EST)

That pig should've been fired!!!!!!!!

Love your country,Question your government.

Whoa Skunkman! (0 replies)
started by NakedCanuck
(08.21.2000 10:30:54 AM EST)

Another one of your kids shoplifting AGAIN?!?

:-)

The Naked Canuck Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

Waaaaaaaaaaaa hahahahahahaha (0 replies)
started by skunkman
(08.21.2000 7:28:29 AM EST)

The poor skunk got it in the end though !!

*** Sniff Shiff***



Save Your Breath ... You'll need it to blow up your date!
They want us to give up our guns... (2 replies)
started by oliverclozoff
(08.21.2000 1:13:00 AM EST)


...and depend on dick heads like this to protect us? Guess what? I don't think so. That guy should have had a gun to return fire.



If you took all the women in the world and laid them end to end, it would be a great idea!

stuff (0 replies)  
started by Anonymous Goofball
(08.21.2000 0:04:29 AM EST)

I am bored

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