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CEDAR RAPIDS, Iowa - He walks like a man, talks like a man, however it took Ed Mathews four days for the Iowa Department of Transportation to confirm that he really was a man. Mathews went to the department´s drivers license office to update the address on his license, but when the clerk asked Mathews to check the information on her screen he noticed that it said ´F´ for female. After consulting a supervisor, the clerk returned forty-five minutes later and informed Mathews that he must show a copy of his birth certificate before the department would change the F on his drivers license to an M. Mathews was appalled and exclaimed to the clerk, What do you think: Is it Ed or is it Edith? Mathews was forced to take his new license without the change.
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Pull down your Pants
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PepperJ
(09.18.2000 8:00:40 PM EST)
If the people at the Iowa drivers licence office did not believe that he was a man, he should have dropped his pants and
showed them.
Pepper
make it work for you
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paul65
(09.18.2000 7:32:43 AM EST)
if i had been this guy i would have commited a minor criminal offence that might have put me in jail. a womens jail maybe.just think of all the fucks i would of got in there from those horny desperate women.
hey it could happen
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ajcrambes
(09.13.2000 5:54:20 PM EST)
With all that transexual crap I am not sure that I would think twice before doing the same thing
technology
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Anonymous Goofball
(09.13.2000 1:54:57 PM EST)
Computers offer all the modern inconveniences!!!
sad but true
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started by
jolo9
(09.13.2000 1:20:52 PM EST)
This is just typical of the kind of incompetence that pervades our government
jolo9
jolo9
sad but true
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jolo9
(09.13.2000 1:19:43 PM EST)
This is just typical of the kind of incompetence that pervades our government
jolo9
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Just Whip it Out and Show Her
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smyeguy
(09.13.2000 1:26:44 AM EST)
I would just whip out my bagundschaft and let her see for herself in all my manly glory. Then I would piss all over myself and laugh and laugh...
Check the site you dumb fucks:
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nyah nyah
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greenapplesplatters
(09.13.2000 0:01:59 AM EST)
I'm first ,nyah nyah nin nyah nyah Pthhhhttt!!!!!
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