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Just Call Him Stumpy

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 05/02/2001
 
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BALTIMORE CITY, Maryland - Edward Stamper put his manhood in the hands Dr. David Goldstein when he went for a penile dysfunction operation. Following the surgery, however, Stamper believed his penis had been shortened and sued the doctor. Various complications allegedly followed the surgery including the webbing of his penile tissues which caused it to pull toward his pelvis thereby cutting the original length in half. A jury in Baltimore City awarded the patient $1 million for the pain and suffering he endured, and perhaps for grief counseling. Wife Oma Gay Stamper received her own sum of $500,000 for the estimated effect on their marriage.

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who wants to be a millionaire (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(05.15.2001 11:02:57 AM EST)

all you have to do is have your dick operated by this Baltimore surgeon and not only that as a bonus your wife gets half a million.

halfway to becoming a woman (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(05.07.2001 2:43:32 AM EST)

Was he warned? If he wasn't he deserves more than a million.

Soldier Short, where's your helmet!?! (0 replies)
started by proverbialchump
(05.06.2001 3:16:49 PM EST)

Where's the other half? Maybe Mrs. Goldstein knows.

this sucks (0 replies)
started by shazbaz52
(05.05.2001 4:32:03 PM EST)

boring boring boringm heard it all b4 i'm afraid!

Don't blame me, they forgot to give me my medication today!

Ooooh, cat got your cock? (0 replies)
started by tgi540
(05.04.2001 7:37:15 PM EST)

I think he should deal with it. He's probably just upset with his own manhood.

AnthonyGIrwin

Ooooh, cat go your cock? (0 replies)
started by tgi540
(05.04.2001 7:36:38 PM EST)

I think he should deal with it. He's probably just upset with his own manhood.

AnthonyGIrwin

Hey, she made out pretty good cause.... (0 replies)
started by willi
(05.02.2001 2:46:11 PM EST)

she got a settlement for her loss of pain and suffering. There'll be no more gagging and coughing the next time she attempts to deepthroat that little treasure!

stumpy (0 replies)
started by sc5811
(05.02.2001 11:33:04 AM EST)

do it twice and slap her

Oh !! size does matter (0 replies)
started by sted5
(05.02.2001 8:19:10 AM EST)

If I lost half the lenth of my trouser snake it would only be 6in long -->.
'
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some ppl believe that (2 replies)  
started by queenk
(05.02.2001 1:09:55 AM EST)

size doesn't matter. But if it's half of original length, then yeah it does.... poor guy...

Love yourself.... at least 3 times a day.

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