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 Just Call Him Stumpy | | By: BizarreNews | Published: 05/02/2001 | | |  |
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BALTIMORE CITY, Maryland - Edward Stamper put his manhood in the hands Dr. David Goldstein when he went for a penile dysfunction operation. Following the surgery, however, Stamper believed his penis had been shortened and sued the doctor. Various complications allegedly followed the surgery including the webbing of his penile tissues which caused it to pull toward his pelvis thereby cutting the original length in half. A jury in Baltimore City awarded the patient $1 million for the pain and suffering he endured, and perhaps for grief counseling. Wife Oma Gay Stamper received her own sum of $500,000 for the estimated effect on their marriage.
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who wants to be a millionaire
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Anonymous Goofball
(05.15.2001 11:02:57 AM EST)
all you have to do is have your dick operated by this Baltimore surgeon and not only that as a bonus your wife gets half a million.
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halfway to becoming a woman
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Anonymous Goofball
(05.07.2001 2:43:32 AM EST)
Was he warned? If he wasn't he deserves more than a million.
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this sucks
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shazbaz52
(05.05.2001 4:32:03 PM EST)
boring boring boringm heard it all b4 i'm afraid!Don't blame me, they forgot to give me my medication today!
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Ooooh, cat got your cock?
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tgi540
(05.04.2001 7:37:15 PM EST)
I think he should deal with it. He's probably just upset with his own manhood.AnthonyGIrwin
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Ooooh, cat go your cock?
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tgi540
(05.04.2001 7:36:38 PM EST)
I think he should deal with it. He's probably just upset with his own manhood.AnthonyGIrwin
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Hey, she made out pretty good cause....
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willi
(05.02.2001 2:46:11 PM EST)
she got a settlement for her loss of pain and suffering. There'll be no more gagging and coughing the next time she attempts to deepthroat that little treasure!
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stumpy
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sc5811
(05.02.2001 11:33:04 AM EST)
do it twice and slap her
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