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 Kids Will Be Kids | | By: BizarreNews | Published: 06/15/2000 | | |  |
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DUBLIN, Ireland - Law enforcement officials are not immune from being bitten by the stupid bug. Rookie cop Andrew Blanton was a proud uncle and father. His eight-year-old son and nephew sneaked into his room at night and found his handcuffs carelessly left on the nightstand. They did what any normal kid would do. They handcuffed Andrew’s hands together while sleeping and threw away the key. Upon waking, Blanton had to drive to a local locksmith to free himself.
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uhhh...NO!
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sxt8iOuone
(04.24.2001 9:24:36 PM EST)
that was a waste of my reading time.
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funny
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star80682
(04.19.2001 5:30:18 PM EST)
i just got my computer and a freind told me about goofball so far its real funny i enjoy the jokes and pics.
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typical
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duker66
(06.15.2000 4:40:59 PM EST)
Typical drunk and stupid irishman! "Drunk and stupid irishman", is that redundant?
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bollocks
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Vlad
(06.15.2000 1:12:24 PM EST)
i'm from Dublin and i didn't hear a thing like that in the fucking news and as far as i know the garda(there name here) don't evewn carry handcuffs so bollocks to that one goofball by the way the new format is shiteVlad
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The pillars of society.....
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NakedCanuck
(06.15.2000 10:08:51 AM EST)
Next thing you know, the kid will be playing G.I. Joe with the cop's gun....The Naked Canuck
Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
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what the....
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Anonymous Goofball
(06.15.2000 9:00:41 AM EST)
Was this story from Ireland or Tennessee? Did the cop fuck his sister to produce a dual son/nephew or was it two kids? I cant figure it out, I must be really hung over.
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Stupid Pig
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kiddshady
(06.15.2000 6:50:51 AM EST)
The kid shoulda put two slugs in the back of his head while he was at it too.I Try Doing Good, But Good's Not Too Good For Me.
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bondage
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Anonymous Goofball
(06.15.2000 0:35:14 AM EST)
hey cops have to have kinks tooo
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