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"Guys aren't albe to get $15 or $20 million [a year] anymore, so you have to play for the love of the game."
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#74 You share your birthday with 9 million others in the world.
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LONDON, England - London art student Marilene Oliver was intrigued by the idea of downloading images of a deceased man from the Internet. The fact that the man was put to death in 1993 for killing a pensioner is irrelevant she says. Joseph Jernigan was executed by lethal injection and donated his body to science. His corpse was cut into a thousand slices and photographed for the Internet. In her art exhibit I Know You Inside Out, Oliver used the printed images and placed them on stacked sheets of plastic to create a life size figure of the murderer. Her other piece, I Know Every Inch of Your Body, will be displayed right by it. The latter will be a touch screen digital image of the artist´s flayed skin. According to Oliver, the two pieces are just like Adam and Eve.
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uhh..
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trischigst
(06.25.2001 2:22:10 AM EST)
i dont get it
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pick-a-number
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neilmoira
(06.09.2001 10:48:40 AM EST)
I'd like a 1/2 pound of ASS please,,,and slice it thin jack-ass
nemo
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THAT REMINDS ME
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bigswifty
(06.09.2001 7:58:34 AM EST)
DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE TWO NECROPHILIACS WHO STOPPED BY THE MORGUE FOR A COLD ONE?REMEMBER, IT'S ONLY KINKY THE FIRST TIME!!!
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I'm your deli man,
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willi
(06.08.2001 5:02:29 PM EST)
do you want that sliced thick or thin?
Cold cuts are my business!
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