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Kinky Cop Begs for Help After Losing Handcuff Key

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 11/18/2000
 
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HAMPSHIRE, England - It was all fun and games when a kinky cop handcuffed

his girlfriend during sex, until he lost his keys and

had to ask his bosses for a spare set. The officer

left his girlfriend in an arresting position in the

couple´s tent on a local campsite while he begged for

help at a nearby police station. Police Federation

chairman Alan Gordon stated in a meeting: It is

encouraging that our specials take their training

seriously, not least the officer who had to borrow a

handcuff key while off-duty.

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Lost the keys? (0 replies)
started by NakedCanuck
(11.28.2000 6:26:27 PM EST)


Did he check everywhere?

That's what I thought.

The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

haha (0 replies)
started by trendkill
(11.20.2000 1:43:48 PM EST)

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Shit (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(11.18.2000 10:50:54 PM EST)

Yes!

Kaptain Aype (0 replies)
started by KaptainAype
(11.18.2000 4:58:50 PM EST)

Smart cops. Our tax money goes to employ these people, and our taxes bought those hand cuffs!

-=KaP'N AyPe=- You Filthy Ape Ass Bitch!!! <^>(0¿o)<^> SAY NO TO PIRATES!!!

??? (0 replies)
started by brucewolcott
(11.18.2000 0:57:00 AM EST)

i plead the 5th here !!!!i need help with this one

bruce is off the key,,,breaker breaker!!

wooohoooo (0 replies)
started by 1TrackMind
(11.18.2000 0:24:04 AM EST)

finally second

HAHAHAHA (0 replies)  
started by donut38
(11.18.2000 0:04:17 AM EST)

THEY WERE CAUGHT IN A COMPROMISING POSITION

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