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L.A. Woman Has The Foggiest Idea About Bug Extermination
LOS ANGELES - An L.A. woman got zapped during an attempt to exterminate bugs in her home. The woman, whose identity was not immediately released, activated 30 fogger-style bug bombs in her home, including one in the kitchen area. Some sort of ignition source triggered an explosion that authorities say burned the woman, shattered the windows and lifted the roof three inches. According to fire spokesman Jim Wells, no more than three or four foggers should have been used and the blast caused about $30,000 damage to the 800-square-foot home.
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*GI Jane*
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Jahgoose
(04.19.2001 2:06:51 PM EST)
Stuipd blowing up herself before she even get the bugs. Next time use some TNT. You will get a better result.
A wise man never tells all. So live and learn.
Too bad
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barryb
(04.17.2001 3:53:52 PM EST)
The bug bombs almost exterminated her, and made her a candidate for the Darwin Awards...
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Anonymous Goofball
(04.17.2001 10:17:03 AM EST)
Dumb Bitch
hahahahahahahahah
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sted5
(04.17.2001 1:33:33 AM EST)
hey that was fucking funny
But, did she get the bug?
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Anonymous Goofball
(04.17.2001 0:27:41 AM EST)
@%$#$%&
darwininsm
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queenk
(04.17.2001 0:10:25 AM EST)
is working well here.
Love yourself.... at least 3 times a day.
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