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BERLIN, Germany - Here´s one you don´t see too often. A German man was making his way to a brothel in the red-light district of Aachen when he caught his wife working the streets as a prostitute. According to police, they needed to break up a rather intense argument that broke out between the couple in the wee hours of the morning.
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Now THAT's fucked up
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started by
jeffraider
(07.01.2001 2:49:18 AM EST)
I guess that's a marriage that will either last forever or be over by morning...
Blah.
> Well <
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started by
sted5
(07.01.2001 2:48:44 AM EST)
What cums round goes round, thats funny!!.
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