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Left-Handers Born To Be Homosexuals Say Canadians

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 07/21/2000
 
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TORONTO - A study recently published in PsychologyBulletin, finds homosexual men and women are more likely to be left-handed than their heterosexual counterparts. Canadian researchers say these findings indicate sexual orientation, like handedness, may be determined before birth. A statistical analysis of 20 studies involving more than 23,000 men and women had found that gay men were 34 percent more inclined toward left-handednesss than non-gay men while the chances were even greater among homosexual women, where they were 91 percent more likely to be left-handed than heterosexual women.

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That's just SHITTY (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(08.10.2000 6:37:09 PM EST)

They pile the shit HIGH up there, Don't they.

I have a question (0 replies)
started by DoubleBubble
(07.24.2000 5:10:00 AM EST)

If a guy is straight and right handed, but breaks a bone in his right hand and has to temporarily write with his left hand, does he become a packer...er...homosexual until he regains the use of his right hand? "Ow...I broke my right hand...somebody bone me up the ass already!" I don't think so, but I'll be extra careful with my right hand, just to be safe!

1st things 1st, (0 replies)
started by Lauryn
(07.23.2000 2:28:46 PM EST)

tankergawd is just plain ignorant, and nice tagline...um...Batman? That's sounds more like a fagline. As for Cowbouy-you're bi. Onto elbowski, Ah the ever educated and learned American. Get this straight...I am NOT your friend of the North..I don't even know you. As for your poll that you did that found that 75% of idiots hail from Canada is interesting considering you can't even spell Canadian properly! Atleast the rest of the Americans here scrolled back up to the top of the page to see how it is spelt correctly. Thanks but no thanks. Hardball...one question, if you dont give a FUCK about FAGS, GAYS, HOMOS, ( ironically those words are all in caps in your message!) then why did you click on the link when you knew the title read: " Left-Handers Born To Be Homosexuals Says Canadians "??? or were you just looking in here as a favour to a friend? Naked Canuck, we are the few but proud one's left...(not as in handed though)

If you suck my soul, I'll lick your funky emotions.

CANADIANS SUCK (2 replies)
started by FLYFISHER2002
(07.22.2000 10:35:11 PM EST)

WHY DON'T YOU SHOVE A CANADIAN GOOSE UP YOUR ASS AND DUST YOUR GOD DAMN LOG CABIN YOU BACKWARD ASS SHIT FOR BRAINS MOTHER-FUCKERS!

canadians are stupid (2 replies)
started by tankergod
(07.22.2000 11:45:45 AM EST)

and i hate them all

have you ever danced with the devil by the pail moon light?

depression pills gone end of zoloff (0 replies)
started by zuzu
(07.22.2000 11:37:27 AM EST)

i no longer have a reason to hae depression with this on my computer need a laugh go goofball they have alot of stuff an its very entertaining i love you for bring the smile back on my bored face.

zuzu saids dito

Ambidextrious (1 reply)
started by cowboybob
(07.22.2000 11:11:04 AM EST)

So what am I????

Taken out of context... (0 replies)
started by bjshadow
(07.21.2000 9:44:59 PM EST)

The survey should indicate that if you're gay you're more likely to be left-handed not the other way around. And not ALL left handers will be gay. Typical Americans, getting the facts mixed up...

Ride the Log Ride: Must be this tall to ride

CANADIEN HOMOS (1 reply)
started by ebolowski
(07.21.2000 8:13:13 PM EST)

TO OUR FRIENDS NORTH OF THE BORDER: I'M LEFT HANDED AND I'M NOT GAY! I HAVE A POLL OF MY OWN AND FOUND THAT 75% OF ALL IDIOTS HAIL FROM CANADA. THANKS FOR YOUR TIME.

CANADIEN HOMOS (0 replies)
started by ebolowski
(07.21.2000 8:12:25 PM EST)

TO OUR FRIENDS NORTH OF THE BORDER: I'M LEFT HANDED AND I'M NOT GAY! I HAVE A POLL OF MY OWN AND FOUND THAT 75% OF ALL IDIOTS HAIL FROM CANADA. THANKS FOR YOUR TIME.

Uh ... (0 replies)
started by JSkills
(07.21.2000 3:35:48 PM EST)

I'm left handed, but I'm pretty sure I'm not a homosexual.


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Florida Swamp For Sale (0 replies)
started by garbagetime
(07.21.2000 3:05:35 PM EST)

I have some Florida swamp land for sale too!

Can you say (0 replies)
started by hardball
(07.21.2000 1:44:52 PM EST)

Can you say ACID RAIN, I knew that you could

Gun's Gun's we need more Gun's, what for, to preserve freedom.

Who the fuck cares (0 replies)
started by hardball
(07.21.2000 1:42:34 PM EST)

I don't give a FUCK about the FAG's
GAYS, HOMOs or what ever you call these hell bound shitforbrains

Gun's Gun's we need more Gun's, what for, to preserve freedom.

Damn Canadians (0 replies)
started by amrpopular
(07.21.2000 1:38:21 PM EST)

That is all bullshit.

Christopher Davis

Damn Canadians (0 replies)
started by amrpopular
(07.21.2000 1:18:21 PM EST)

That is a bunch of bullshit.

Christopher Davis

bullshit (0 replies)
started by kjp8ball
(07.21.2000 12:22:51 PM EST)

anyone who believes that is gay

Hmmm... (0 replies)
started by NakedCanuck
(07.21.2000 10:40:10 AM EST)

...I'm never gonna hear the end of this one.

If you're ambidextrious, does that mean your bi?

The Naked Canuck Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

Second (0 replies)
started by jdbommer
(07.21.2000 1:09:27 AM EST)

I am second Jon 12 am

the Teddy was here!

First!! (0 replies)  
started by Anonymous Goofball
(07.21.2000 0:41:02 AM EST)

I'm First!! John 3:16

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