"We are in the process of helping them implement a strategy which is was described to us in Aqaba as to how the Palestinian Authority want to reconstitute a security force in order to make sure the terrorists, the haters of peace, those who can't stand freedom do not have their way in the Middle East." —Bush, on smoothing some of the bumps in the road to peace in the Middle East Source: The White House, "President Believes Peace in Middle East is Achievable: Remarks by the President to the Travel Pool," June 15, 2003
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Manson is God
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SuicideKing
(10.25.2000 11:26:33 AM EST)
pregant actress Sharon Tate and the LaBianca people got what was coming to them
This piece of shit
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Anonymous Goofball
(10.25.2000 8:53:34 AM EST)
This is the reason that the death penalty should've been reinstated at the time.
He is such a small minded fuck
He's just doing it for the conjugal visits. Hey, wouldn't you? But, for god's sake, don't let him breed!!
Ride the Log Ride: The only time they can get off and keep riding.
$$$
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ajcrambes
(10.24.2000 7:00:49 PM EST)
He might find someone to do it for $$$. I know some one who will, I could hook him up, but then he'd have to pay me too.
Any Visits?
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Anonymous Goofball
(10.24.2000 5:50:07 PM EST)
His to-be-bride will never again be able to complain that he never tries eat-her-out!!
If anything, she might say "read my lips, no more bush!! :)"
Yeah
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Anonymous Goofball
(10.24.2000 1:24:20 PM EST)
How will he stay faithful to his wife when every other inmate will be banging his ass?
Why doesn't...
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started by
mizike
(10.24.2000 0:04:49 AM EST)
he marry Bubba, his cell mate. They could make sweet butt love forever.
I think I'm gonna puke...
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