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No sex?
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executivepunk
(02.09.2001 10:04:18 PM EST)
Don't be mean give it up when they want it, its not that hard no is it??? Don't call sex lines when you can get a hooker in yer hood!!!LOL
~*Ashley*~
Don't play dumb
J wohlfeil
you like that?
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started by
Tabacblond
(02.08.2001 7:16:13 PM EST)
You better spend some more time @ home or when you are whackin it you might run into me
hablas ingles
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started by
mtbeer
(02.08.2001 1:33:50 PM EST)
what the hell is wrong with dunkin donuts? no matter which location i'm at its the same fucking thing, some foreigner who sounds like their gargaling with shit whois ready to try and take my order. i actually had to point out my order to some orange and purple clad jamoke because he couldnt get bagel!
where the hell are my pants dammit!
So listen up baby....
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BriRedfern
(02.08.2001 9:16:25 AM EST)
My wifwwe is annoying the shit out of me and I really need a change of pace..... What's that you say? You have the same problem with your husband? Say, what's your name anyways????
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