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barnyardstyle
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razer13
(01.31.2001 7:27:48 PM EST)
that has got to be one of the most disgusting things i have ever heard you sick fuck
yeah
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barnyardstyle
(01.29.2001 11:31:42 AM EST)
To make sure that my house doesn't flood with semen, I have my sister drink up all of mine
OK
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thelizard
(01.29.2001 9:07:57 AM EST)
Yeah,yup,yep!!!
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i need laid lol
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Anonymous Goofball
(01.29.2001 6:28:16 AM EST)
hey what up ne sexy guys out there lookin for a good time lmao
...using this technique, I have successfully avoided ever having a beer flood in my house.
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samiland
(01.29.2001 0:08:47 AM EST)
boy that would take a lot out of me.
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