HEILBRONN, Germany - Move over Lorraine Bobbit. There is a new snip in town. Hotheaded Helga Frosch was jailed recently for slicing her husband´s penis off while he was sleeping (one could assume he woke up!). She fled their apartment to a hotel, gift wrapped the appendage and mailed it to husband Hans´ mistress. When apprehended by German police, Helga reportedly said, He´ll never cheat on me again now that his feature attraction is stuffed in a jar of formaldehyde.
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Ooooh....
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Anonymous Goofball
(09.21.2000 12:29:45 PM EST)
I hope the woman used the correct postage!
sombitch
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Anonymous Goofball
(09.20.2000 9:23:55 PM EST)
Hell hath no fury like a women scorned or pissed off.
oooouch
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donut38
(09.20.2000 3:44:53 PM EST)
that hurt just thinking about it
Yo!
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Anonymous Goofball
(09.20.2000 2:25:24 PM EST)
Word up to all the healthcare home-boys in Milford! Sorry to hear about PA and HCP. I'm fourth.
what the fuck!
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stick33
(09.20.2000 10:41:01 AM EST)
it should make it easier for the bitch to swallow
The meaning is...
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SuicideKing
(09.20.2000 1:08:18 AM EST)
the preservation of the penis in a jar by pickling, as found in Webster's
It gives...
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XorsistXtreme
(09.20.2000 0:32:31 AM EST)
a whole new meaning to pickled penises... if there ever was a meaning to begin with.
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