NEW YORK - This New Yorker apparently has seen Tim Burton´s rendition of Planet of the Apes too many times already. The 32-year-old man reportedly stripped down to his boxer shorts and climbed into the gorilla enclosure at the Bronx Zoo, saying he wanted to be at one with the monkeys. A worker at the zoo herded the gorillas into their feeding cages before the man could get near them. He was arrested after about 15 minutes and was taken to an area hospital for a psychiatric evaluation.
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Darwinism in reverse
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willi
(08.16.2001 9:14:30 PM EST)
This guy obviously realized that the human race has "shot its load",
mankind has grown too smart for its own good.
gotta get back to basics!
Not so daft
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started by
marvin
(08.16.2001 8:34:00 AM EST)
we all know gorillas have tiny dicks, so it's safe even for a New Yorker to be somewhere he knows he's the biggest dick around .... makes a change for them doesn't it ? LOL
Is this a declaration of war on New Yorks males ? You bet it is ! Hahahahahahahahaha
You'll find me on the Message Board, come and take your best shot guys !
Got banana???
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started by
hotrodguy6969
(08.16.2001 0:56:55 AM EST)
At least he went to the right place. He did go to the zoo!!!!
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