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"There's too much leaking in Washington. That's just the way it is. And we've had leaks out of the administrative branch, had leaks out of the legislative branch, and out of the executive branch and the legislative branch." Bush, adding a fourth branch of government while leaving out the third. Source: White House Office of the Press Secretary, "News Release: President Discusses Job Creation With Business Leaders," Sept. 30, 2003
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#184 The most used letters in the English language are E, T, A, O, I and N.
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hair is so nappy she has to take Tylenol just to comb it.
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Q. Have you heard the latest Rush Limbaugh jokes? A. Neither has he.
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 Man Becomes Butt of a Bad Practical Joke | | By: BizarreNews | Published: 03/01/2001 | | |  |
| WOODBINE, New Jersey - A New Jersey man became the butt of a bad practical joke after being shot to death during a party at his home. Anthony Saduk Jr., 29, and his roommate, Wesley Geisinger, 31, were reportedly hosting a party at their home on Freemont Avenue when Saduk loaded a muzzleloader rifle with cigarette butts and paper towel wadding. Saduk aimed and fired the rifle at Geisinger, who was standing nearby, and he was hit in the chest. Geisinger collapsed and was later pronounced dead at the scene. Autopsy reports show that three cigarette butts had penetrated his rib cage directly above his heart, causing his death. Saduk has been charged with aggravated manslaughter, in addition to two counts of aggravated assault in connection with another incident at the party where he shot at Geisinger and Joseph Johnson, 32, with a .44-caliber muzzleloader pistol loaded with gunpowder.
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Hyuk
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(03.08.2001 5:57:03 PM EST)
Duh, r ya dun with dat dere ashtray wesley...
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smoking
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started by
BOBtheGOTH
(03.08.2001 2:06:31 PM EST)
Smoking seriously damages health!!!I AM A FAT CHUBBA!!!
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you again, mister fagzone
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started by
sportyshortywita40
(03.06.2001 4:39:37 PM EST)
why does it always gotta be about black people? you don't have anything else to say? you can talk about how you fuck the animals on your farm. nevermind, someone might report you for animal cruelty again. i got it, you can the kids you have with your mother and sister. nevermind, people will start teasing you for not being able to get any bitches on your own again. well i tried. peace out billy from the hill.pinestreetmonkey
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one time I shot a negro
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(03.06.2001 10:41:33 AM EST)
he was eating watermelon and cooking barbecued chicken on my porch, the bastard
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WHAT???
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(03.05.2001 5:30:51 PM EST)
Can that really happen? Shit is dangerous then, huh? Never play with loaded cigarettes...I guess?
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Crack in the socks
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(03.05.2001 12:30:42 PM EST)
I washed my crack in my socks. YEAH!!!!!!!!
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Big Tobacco
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(03.05.2001 9:53:15 AM EST)
The tobacco industry will probably STILL deny that cigarettes can kill.
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How much you wanna bet?
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tyboski
(03.04.2001 8:03:10 PM EST)
How much you wanna bet that the tobacco industry somehow gets connected to this.Hi-yo! I am THE Big Tyboski.
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Weeding the gene pool again
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tjshere
(03.04.2001 12:24:04 PM EST)
True, the guy that fired the gun is the larger moron in the story, but he can't help the fact that he was born that way. However, if you choose him as a friend......All men are basically dogs at heart, but some of us make pretty good pets.
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What a tosser
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PussPuss
(03.04.2001 10:42:09 AM EST)
What kind of idiot puts ANYTHING into a gun and fires it at another human being.....what a complete tool and im never inviting him to any of my parties!!!!!Why send a message of hate around. All it does is make you look like a WANKER
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Like I always say...
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oxbrain
(03.04.2001 2:49:18 AM EST)
Smoking kills, but not as often as stupidity..."It ain't imoral if it's only oral"
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