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Man Becomes Butt of a Bad Practical Joke

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 03/01/2001
 
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WOODBINE, New Jersey - A New Jersey man became the butt of a bad practical joke after being shot to death during a party at his home. Anthony Saduk Jr., 29, and his roommate, Wesley Geisinger, 31, were reportedly hosting a party at their home on Freemont Avenue when Saduk loaded a muzzleloader rifle with cigarette butts and paper towel wadding. Saduk aimed and fired the rifle at Geisinger, who was standing nearby, and he was hit in the chest. Geisinger collapsed and was later pronounced dead at the scene. Autopsy reports show that three cigarette butts had penetrated his rib cage directly above his heart, causing his death. Saduk has been charged with aggravated manslaughter, in addition to two counts of aggravated assault in connection with another incident at the party where he shot at Geisinger and Joseph Johnson, 32, with a .44-caliber muzzleloader pistol loaded with gunpowder.

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Hyuk (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(03.08.2001 5:57:03 PM EST)

Duh, r ya dun with dat dere ashtray wesley...

smoking (0 replies)
started by BOBtheGOTH
(03.08.2001 2:06:31 PM EST)

Smoking seriously damages health!!!

I AM A FAT CHUBBA!!!

you again, mister fagzone (0 replies)
started by sportyshortywita40
(03.06.2001 4:39:37 PM EST)

why does it always gotta be about black people? you don't have anything else to say? you can talk about how you fuck the animals on your farm. nevermind, someone might report you for animal cruelty again. i got it, you can the kids you have with your mother and sister. nevermind, people will start teasing you for not being able to get any bitches on your own again. well i tried. peace out billy from the hill.

pinestreetmonkey

one time I shot a negro (1 reply)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(03.06.2001 10:41:33 AM EST)

he was eating watermelon and cooking barbecued chicken on my porch, the bastard

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WHAT??? (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(03.05.2001 5:30:51 PM EST)

Can that really happen? Shit is dangerous then, huh? Never play with loaded cigarettes...I guess?

Crack in the socks (1 reply)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(03.05.2001 12:30:42 PM EST)

I washed my crack in my socks. YEAH!!!!!!!!

Big Tobacco (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(03.05.2001 9:53:15 AM EST)

The tobacco industry will probably STILL deny that cigarettes can kill.

How much you wanna bet? (0 replies)
started by tyboski
(03.04.2001 8:03:10 PM EST)

How much you wanna bet that the tobacco industry somehow gets connected to this.

Hi-yo! I am THE Big Tyboski.

Weeding the gene pool again (0 replies)
started by tjshere
(03.04.2001 12:24:04 PM EST)

True, the guy that fired the gun is the larger moron in the story, but he can't help the fact that he was born that way. However, if you choose him as a friend......

All men are basically dogs at heart, but some of us make pretty good pets.

What a tosser (0 replies)
started by PussPuss
(03.04.2001 10:42:09 AM EST)

What kind of idiot puts ANYTHING into a gun and fires it at another human being.....what a complete tool and im never inviting him to any of my parties!!!!!

Why send a message of hate around. All it does is make you look like a WANKER :O)

Like I always say... (0 replies)
started by oxbrain
(03.04.2001 2:49:18 AM EST)

Smoking kills, but not as often as stupidity...

"It ain't imoral if it's only oral"

dumbass (0 replies)  
started by izy333
(03.04.2001 0:55:11 AM EST)

haha, loser.

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