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Man Brings Stock Meeting To Close With Grenade

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 06/01/2000
 
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HOUSTON, TX - A former employee of R&B Falcon Corp. brought a shareholder meeting to a screaming halt when he began waving around a hand grenade. 72-year-old Andre Piazza regularly attends the oil drilling contractor´s annual meetings and unfortunately the other stockholders have

grown accustomed to listen to him argue with Chairman Paul Lloyd about the company´s finances. After being asked to save his comments until later Piazza produced out his grenade and pulled the pin. About 60 fat cats b-lined for the exit and Piazza was overpowered in the rush. Bomb squad officers said the grenade was inert and could not have exploded.


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started by Anonymous Goofball
(06.01.2001 10:22:02 AM EST)

Hasn't anyone figured out yet that it is not cool, and in fact, rather gay to pot 'First'. There is already a huge trophy with the word 'first' emblazoned across it next to your post. You don't need to point out the fact that you are first. Damn losers.

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Damn Texan (0 replies)
started by KiddShady
(06.03.2000 0:47:03 AM EST)

See this is the type of shit that goes on in that jacked state.

I Try Doing Good, But Good's Not Too Good For Me.

I would have used... (0 replies)
started by SuicideKing
(06.02.2000 1:10:39 PM EST)

a combination TNT/gasoline bomb, so that the dynamite would atomize the gasoline molecules, that would have been crispy goodness!

Hmmm, sounds American (0 replies)
started by NakedCanuck
(06.01.2000 12:44:50 PM EST)

Yep, that's just what an Amerikan would do.

The Naked Canuck "I Am. Canadian!"

goofball sucks now (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(06.01.2000 9:22:29 AM EST)

why did you guys try to make the site look better? now i have to re-adjust to it.

Thats the Way (5 replies)
started by bat
(06.01.2000 8:08:12 AM EST)

Thats 1 way to do it

Freedom & Liberty are two things that are being lost everyday by the overpaid, lying, polititions. Our brothers,fathers,sons mothers,sisters,daughters have died to make this country free & we are letting dickhead losers like bill clinton do whatever the

Yes! (1 reply)  
started by Hoser
(06.01.2000 0:17:41 AM EST)

First!

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