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Man Bypasses Sleep Throughout Heart Surgery

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 09/05/2000
 
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MIAMI, Florida - A 61-year-old man stayed awake for the entire 4-hour, 10-minute open heart surgery performed on him by a team of three doctors. The two doctors who assisted in the operation, Juan Restrepo and Gerard DeSouza, said they believed it was just the second of its kind to be performed in the United States. DeSouza and Restrepo said the patient asked not to be fully sedated for the operation because he didn´t want a tube stuck down his throat. Dr. Mark Anderson of the Miami Veterans´ Affairs Medical Center performed a single coronary artery bypass graft Thursday using only an epidural, an anesthetic shot injected into the spinal cord.

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undertaking (0 replies)
started by ajcrambes
(09.05.2000 3:35:50 PM EST)

Hey, where's that chick taking off her clothes real fast? If they lay all the women in the world in a straight line that would be good???

Put me out! (0 replies)
started by NakedCanuck
(09.05.2000 12:50:28 PM EST)

I suppose he had a mirror to look into to see the what's going on.... *yech*

The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

Good luck ! (2 replies)
started by burlingtony
(09.05.2000 11:42:33 AM EST)

Hope you recover !

Avoid socialism at all costs. The government which rules least---rules best. Keep the Pros out of the Olympics. Real men don't wear earrings. Times are good--be thankful !!!

Hell No (0 replies)
started by h8suall
(09.05.2000 0:16:03 AM EST)

You'd have to knock my ass out

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started by oliveoyl0902
(09.05.2000 0:08:44 AM EST)

This man is either very very brave or very very stupid. Can't imagine staying awake to hear the doctor say, "OOPS"

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