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CHICAGO - Jeffrey Marthon, 54, will receive $310,000 from his
condominium association for trying to evict him because he has Tourette´s Syndrome. Marthon´s symptoms include involuntary foot-stomping and yelling which has kept his neighbors up numerous nights. Marthon filed a discrimination suit in federal court last year against the condominium association after the group sought to stop him from disturbing the neighbors or move from his condo, where he and his wife had lived since 1986. A federal judge dismissed Marthon´s case on Thursday after the two sides reached agreement.
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wasssupp!!!
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Anonymous Goofball
(09.29.2000 11:32:03 AM EST)
wasssupp!!!
knowitall
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Anonymous Goofball
(09.28.2000 10:12:26 PM EST)
if he is keeping working people up at night he needs to be in a home
ZANGIN
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zangin
(09.27.2000 2:32:08 PM EST)
What they didnt mention was that the $310K he will get, is for basicly selling his condo agreeing to move.
wow sk
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thefox
(09.26.2000 2:22:23 PM EST)
you dont have it already?if you did that would explan alot lol
Back in da house
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AlphaGore
(09.26.2000 12:23:57 PM EST)
I have Tourette's Syndrome except i don't stomp and scream i just tell outlandish fibs *I invented the internet* and I can't *Republicans will kill the elderly* help myself.
Wired
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Benjerman
(09.26.2000 11:56:22 AM EST)
Now, if that isn't one of the best ways to get money. Bet he moves to another apartment complex, and in a couple years starts doing it again
Damn, This is Cool.
I wish I had that...
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SuicideKing
(09.26.2000 3:46:52 AM EST)
would make things much more interesting...fuck you bitch!! lol
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First!
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yomomma
(09.26.2000 0:15:21 AM EST)
And, as it *should* be!
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