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Man Receives $310,000 for Disturbing the Peace

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 09/26/2000
 
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CHICAGO - Jeffrey Marthon, 54, will receive $310,000 from his

condominium association for trying to evict him because he has Tourette´s Syndrome. Marthon´s symptoms include involuntary foot-stomping and yelling which has kept his neighbors up numerous nights. Marthon filed a discrimination suit in federal court last year against the condominium association after the group sought to stop him from disturbing the neighbors or move from his condo, where he and his wife had lived since 1986. A federal judge dismissed Marthon´s case on Thursday after the two sides reached agreement.

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wasssupp!!! (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(09.29.2000 11:32:03 AM EST)

wasssupp!!!

knowitall (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(09.28.2000 10:12:26 PM EST)

if he is keeping working people up at night he needs to be in a home

ZANGIN (0 replies)
started by zangin
(09.27.2000 2:32:08 PM EST)

What they didnt mention was that the $310K he will get, is for basicly selling his condo agreeing to move.

wow sk (0 replies)
started by thefox
(09.26.2000 2:22:23 PM EST)

you dont have it already?if you did that would explan alot lol

Back in da house (0 replies)
started by AlphaGore
(09.26.2000 12:23:57 PM EST)

I have Tourette's Syndrome except i don't stomp and scream i just tell outlandish fibs *I invented the internet* and I can't *Republicans will kill the elderly* help myself.

Wired (0 replies)
started by Benjerman
(09.26.2000 11:56:22 AM EST)

Now, if that isn't one of the best ways to get money. Bet he moves to another apartment complex, and in a couple years starts doing it again

Damn, This is Cool.

I wish I had that... (0 replies)
started by SuicideKing
(09.26.2000 3:46:52 AM EST)

would make things much more interesting...fuck you bitch!! lol

R¥äñ (the §üîçïÐê Kïñg) I'll give you a cookie if you tickle my wookie

First! (0 replies)  
started by yomomma
(09.26.2000 0:15:21 AM EST)

And, as it *should* be!

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