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 Man Rescued From Portable Toilet | | By: BizarreNews | Published: 07/05/2000 | | |  |
| HUNTINGDON VALLEY, PA - Here´s one that you just want to yell at the guy, What were you thinking! Authorities were dispatched to rescue a man who got stuck in a portable toilet. How? The genius lost his keys down the opening and decided he´d better go down and get them. Luckily for him, some kids were playing nearby and heard his cries for help. The police arrived to find the man stuck in the toilet´s lower chamber up to his hips. The man, who was not identified, had taken off his shoes and pants for the unpleasant task. He told police he had been in the predicament for at least 45 minutes. The man was treated for cuts and bruises. Doctors also had to remove the toilet seat, which had become wedged around his torso.
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MOON
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Anonymous Goofball
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HELLO
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The heck??
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MetalSeadramon
(07.07.2000 5:58:36 PM EST)
Anyone who jump waist-deep in crap must be either really stupid, mentally ill, or just drunk. Or maybe he was getting paid a load of cash. Of course, nobody is stupid enough to wade in smelly human waste products for money...except him
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what a dumb ass
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Anonymous Goofball
(07.06.2000 9:21:29 PM EST)
well lets hear it for another supid one.
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dumb
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dolphin43130
(07.06.2000 5:28:56 PM EST)
you know where his head was ;up his ass
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lala
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sexonthebeach
(07.06.2000 3:21:46 PM EST)
you could not pay me enough to even go into one of those things even if i had to piss really bad!!!!! that is sooooooooooooooo disgusting
crazy sons of bitches
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Hello?!?!
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infernalexmortum
(07.06.2000 12:37:28 PM EST)
This was not even worth the load time. Let alone the time to write this message, but I got nothing better to do. People like this should not be exonnerated for a dumb act like this. They should get NO publicity and should be shot.
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^¤^ BATMAN ^¤^"Cry havok! And let slip the dogs of war" --Willy Shakespeare
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You guys want WAY too much information to be able to see your lame "uncensored" section. As far as "privacy" goes--once U have it---everybody has it.
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Yum yum...
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SuicideKing
(07.05.2000 3:32:01 PM EST)
it's so squishy between the toes! :)
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not all of the story
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Castor
(07.05.2000 11:07:51 AM EST)
I am from the area of that story. The police had the toilet drained and checked. There were no keys found. The freak later admitted to the police that the reason his pants were off is because he was down there getting off on his feces fetish. Talk about one sick fuck!
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NO WAY
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GILLUS
(07.05.2000 11:02:38 AM EST)
YOU TALK ABOUT BEING IN DEEP SHIT
OR UP SHIT CREEK WITHOUT A SET OF CAR KEYS
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are you serious?
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ranise
(07.05.2000 6:25:58 AM EST)
Was he drunk? Or just a total retard?!? There is nothing that I would dive after in a porta john!! YUCK fireangel
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Just goes to show ya...
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NakedCanuck
(07.05.2000 0:56:39 AM EST)
...if you're in deep shit, don't sing about it or everyone will know!The Naked Canuck
Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
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