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TOKYO - It was a hard day at work for a 60-year-old Japanese
shipbuilder who came home and found his family planning his funeral. Police had informed the family that he had been killed in a car accident earlier that day, where his own brother-in-law identified the victim´s body as his. The family was in the final stages of planning when he walked into the living room. The funeral has been postponed.
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What makes him special
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dacantra
(05.16.2001 11:52:44 AM EST)
I want a surprise funeral. I would kick the crap out of the corpse for being an imposter. "Dirty little bastard"
And as always, "the world sucks"
Jonathan Huffman
honey
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brucewolcott
(11.10.2000 10:23:07 PM EST)
honey im home !!!!!!!!!
I thought...
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arenem99
(10.28.2000 8:07:30 AM EST)
I thought that's what happened to al gore seeing how much of a stiff he is!!
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