"And I know something about being a government. And you've got a good one." Source: FDCH Political Transcripts, "Remarks by the President at Arkansas Welcome, Northwest Arkansas Regional Airport," Nov. 4, 2002
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Man Sentenced to a Year in Prison for Killing Time
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am I
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klitz
(03.06.2001 11:49:59 AM EST)
the only one who noticed that he got 11 months for shooting a clock and only 90 day for drink driving
am I
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started by
klitz
(03.06.2001 9:35:48 AM EST)
the only one who noticed that he got 11 months for shooting a clock and only 90 day for drink driving
If Mankind
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jcanitzjr
(02.02.2001 2:18:15 AM EST)
is not to busy shooting clocks. We are either pouring chlorine into our gene pool or evolving. Oh well, guess I won't join the crowd.
yeehaw
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stupidfuck
(02.01.2001 11:02:01 AM EST)
Are they sure this guy's name wasn't "Bubba" or "Cleetus"?
Secondly, do you think the judge was his cousin (you know they're all related, out there)?
Hey, if it was good enough for Elvis, it's good enough for me.
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Yeah, but...
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Anonymous Goofball
(01.31.2001 11:28:43 AM EST)
The clock kept ticking after getting shot? A GE clock you say? Are you sure it wasn't a Timex?
It takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'
Hey
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thelizard
(01.31.2001 8:14:49 AM EST)
Hey, ain't he a goofballer ?
Poison Clan rocks the world !!!!
to the south...
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thefox
(01.31.2001 2:36:16 AM EST)
this is why you get made fun of.
I have...
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Shaft
(01.31.2001 0:30:34 AM EST)
nothing to say about this story.
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