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BORDEAUX, France - It seems that Joelle and her brother Michel Leroy cannot stand to be separated from their mother. The problem is that she is dead. They have been keeping her in a morgue freezer and want her transferred to a freezer in their home. An appeals court ruled that the body had to be frozen or cremated. The unmarried siblings are thinking of appealing to the European Court of Human Rights.
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Madhouse!
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nycwolfe
(06.24.2001 1:46:43 AM EST)
They're appealing the European Court of Human Rights? To keep Mom with the chicken cutlets and the Hagen Daz? I . . . have no response. But I'll quote Charlton Heston from "Planet of the Apes": "It's a madhouse . . a madhoouuuusssse!!!!".
loove
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Anonymous Goofball
(04.28.2001 6:05:16 PM EST)
hey anybody there
loove
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Anonymous Goofball
(04.28.2001 6:05:14 PM EST)
hey anybody there
Hey sis...
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started by
OliverClozoff
(06.25.2000 2:09:39 AM EST)
...I'm goin' down to the basement for a cold one!
sucks
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(06.24.2000 11:18:10 PM EST)
this shit sucks
Save a leg for mom!
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started by
willi
(06.24.2000 9:54:07 PM EST)
The thought of mom cradling my thanksgiving turkey in her arms amidst that unforgiving and brutally cold environment known as a freezer can only enhance the festiveness of the holidays.
Stupid frogs
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Logan17
(06.24.2000 5:12:26 PM EST)
what ya expect?
LoGaN
wtf?
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Anonymous Goofball
(06.24.2000 1:45:17 PM EST)
=]
hmm...
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started by
XorsistXtreme
(06.24.2000 0:04:53 AM EST)
I think I know why they can't be separated from their mother... they're still attached to the umbilical cord! Both of them....
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