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Mother Turns Her 7-Year-Old In To Cops

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 05/17/2001
 
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BISMARCK, North Dakota - When a mother in Bismarck realized she was missing money from a stash left on her kitchen counter, she immediately questioned her two sons. The seven-year-old fessed up to his crime: he stole $6 for a Beanie Baby. By way of punishment, the mother turned her son in to the authorities. Police Lt. Nick Sevart said, She wanted him cited for theft, so that is what we did. The boy received a criminal citation and was released to his mother. The case will wind up in juvenile court. Sevart explained, The reason we determine consequences is to help them avoid this type of trouble in the future.

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Stolen $6.00 (0 replies)
started by akpaff
(05.24.2001 6:53:36 PM EST)

It's ironic that while trying to teach her kid a lesson she's wasting tax payer money by calling the cops and going to junvenille court. I'm positive that will cost more than $6.00. Way to go Mom.

just wrong (0 replies)
started by teatzer
(05.22.2001 6:51:39 PM EST)

i think that woman was on crack or at least drunk. what kinda persaon cites a kid for 6$? people should make them work around the house ot pay it off or something.

of all the time i have lived on this planet i have learned two things, mimes will make noises if punched in the stomach and i have lost my mind completly.

10 years from now (0 replies)
started by RoosterCogburn
(05.18.2001 8:14:23 PM EST)

the headlines will read, "17 year old fucks mother up the ass."

I came from a tough neighborhood. The Avon Lady was Rocky.

Now That... (0 replies)
started by jimboreeno
(05.18.2001 3:53:08 PM EST)

is totally fucked up. This is, however one of the least devisive issues I have seen discussed here on goofball. It seems like EVERYONE thinks the mom is a whack-job. I work with troubled teens and have for a long time. You don't teach much about without a good relationship with a kid. I'm guessin she just fucked hers up!

JimBoReeno

crime is good (0 replies)
started by SuicideKing
(05.18.2001 1:17:08 AM EST)

everyone should perform at least 1 felony a year to help ensure the downfall of society down the line, the more the merrier, if everyone is a criminal then who can govern them...


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I wouldnt want to be her son! (0 replies)
started by wakkoz
(05.18.2001 0:28:19 AM EST)

The mom is so stupid.A little kid already has a criminal record at the age of 7 and all he really needed was a slap on the hand.

Good Move Mom (0 replies)
started by mastodon
(05.17.2001 8:31:39 PM EST)

Now you've succeeded in planting a fear of policemen in your kid's mind.They are no longer there to help a kid in distress; merely to haul him off to the pokey! You are a buffoon!

I see (0 replies)
started by mhoran
(05.17.2001 5:54:35 PM EST)

You know what they say: Nothing strenthens that mother/child bond quite like a plaintiff/defendant relationship!

"Laugh while you can monkey boy!" - Dr. Emilio Lizardo

this is what u shouldve done (0 replies)
started by john127
(05.17.2001 3:29:55 PM EST)

You could have just let the cops come and do a fake arrest thing 2 scare him u whack job

What a wacko! (0 replies)
started by BossBabe
(05.17.2001 2:57:54 PM EST)

Being the mother of three children, I cannot understand how this woman could do such a thing. A beanie baby? Take the damn thing away, ground the child, and make him repay her through doing chores around the house. Obviously this mother has no concept of punishment and has decided to leave it to the authorities to do her job! It's a sad day when a parent is so afraid of punishing their child that they resort to turning them in to the police for such a petty thing! Now this child will hate his mother for the rest of her life, have no respect for her, and will probably be a rebelious uncrontrollable kid for the rest of his childhood. How can kids respect a parent who doesn't even have the balls to discipline their own child? They both need some therapy!

Boss Babe If life is a bowl of cherries, then I'm a damn cherry tree!

What a wacko! (0 replies)
started by BossBabe
(05.17.2001 2:56:56 PM EST)

Being the mother of three children, I cannot understand how this woman could do such a thing. A beanie baby? Take the damn thing away, ground the child, and make him repay her through doing chores around the house. Obviously this mother has no concept of punishment and has decided to leave it to the authorities to do her job! It's a sad day when a parent is so afraid of punishing their child that they resort to turning them in to the police for such a petty thing! Now this child will hate his mother for the rest of her life, have no respect for her, and will probably be a rebelious uncrontrollable kids for the rest of his childhood. How can a kids respect a parent who doesn't even have the balls to discipline their own child? They both need some therapy!

Boss Babe If life is a bowl of cherries, then I'm a damn cherry tree!

Great (0 replies)
started by krytical13
(05.17.2001 1:48:03 PM EST)

One more thing that little bastard will spend 3 years coming to terms with in therapy

Running up bar tabs on credit cards is a good way to find yourself in debt, but also is an excellent way to forget about your creditors.

Good for you, Mom! (0 replies)
started by NakedCanuck
(05.17.2001 11:42:37 AM EST)


Show that little piss-ant that you don't have any authority in your own home. Show him that only if the police come to the door that there will be consequences. And once the little snot-nosed punk realizes that his juvi record will be sealed, he'll be jackin' cars before his 14th birthday.

Mother of the year? Oh, I think so.

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life (0 replies)
started by termafrog
(05.17.2001 11:18:54 AM EST)

life sucks can you do the same?!

life sucks! can you do the same?

damn (0 replies)
started by UNCLESLAM
(05.17.2001 9:39:14 AM EST)

I stole thirty grand from my mom and dad and recieved NO punishment. I must have been lucky.

Too bad (1 reply)
started by r78n11t25
(05.17.2001 7:27:46 AM EST)

The fucked up mother should always teach her kids what's good for them and stop handing them to others.

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TOOTH FAIRY PAWN SHOP (0 replies)
started by sirac060
(05.17.2001 3:50:29 AM EST)

Whats the going rate for a tooth on the tooth fairy market ...a dollar?? So just knock six of the little fuckers teeth out and walla you got your money back. At least the dumb bitch didn't decide to sue the bennie baby people. (whoops) i hope i didn't give her any ideas :(

TR54

Teach your children... (3 replies)
started by OliverClozoff
(05.17.2001 2:13:15 AM EST)


Maybe one day he'll return the favor - like that little puke who turned her parents in for smoking pot. Now they're in jail, she's in foster care, and the taxpayers are out about $100k/yr.



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Damn kids (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(05.17.2001 2:09:57 AM EST)

Fucking kids need to be slapped around a few times...that'll settle their hash.

Well (0 replies)
started by Munky2k1
(05.17.2001 1:15:04 AM EST)

Seems like parents can't take responsibility for there kids so they give them to others to punish for them, simple explaination "Bad Parents", she thinks she can dump her kid on someone else and it be ok, well it's not.

Touch My Munky, TOUCH IT!!!
BULLSHIT (2 replies)
started by deaddybear
(05.17.2001 1:06:42 AM EST)

Kids will be kids. She is a bad mother no matter how in the hell you put it. For one thing she hasn't taught her kids a thing. For another, she can't even discipline her own kids.

Do you want to know why kids are the way they are? It is because the US government won't even let parents spank their own kids. Look you fucking assholes, if a woman gives birth to a kid, it is her right to spank that child's ass if he does wrong! Who are you to say, well that is too harsh a punishment. And they want to know why crime is UP! Hmm...could it be the fact that a kid (and seeing how I am 15 I understand this) who just shot a kid in the "HOOD" comes home bragging about it to his boys on the phone, and knows for a damn fact that his mom can't spank him?HELL YES. It is human nature. If a person knows they can get away with it once they know that it will happen again and again. That is why when I get older, if I catch my child saying "fuck" I am going to wash his mouth out with soap. Even though you people might think that it is abusive/hipocritical! Because, when it comes right down to it, the answer can be spelt by 4 letters B-E-L-T! That strikes fear in a child's eyes because he/she knows that doing bad stuff will bring him/her pain. So this lady just needs to give this kid a good pop in the mouth or at least a pop on the ass! That would stop him from stealing stuff out of her purse. JESUS, what has america come too anymore?

"If you have any questions, you may direct them to that brick wall over there"

that's love for ya (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(05.17.2001 1:04:25 AM EST)

imagine what that poor kid will be saying in the future "my mommy had me arrested for theft" i feel sorry to be that mom's son

i agree (0 replies)
started by raindrop78
(05.17.2001 0:43:45 AM EST)

right on proverbial chump. apparently, she isn't teaching them right from wrong. she needs some damn lessons

To sad (0 replies)
started by proverbialchump
(05.17.2001 0:25:30 AM EST)

Why can't Mom teach her own children whats right and wrong, instead of our tax money, raising her kids.

Good on ya mum (0 replies)  
started by sted5
(05.17.2001 0:08:40 AM EST)

That might teach the little basterd not to steal from his mum

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