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"The recession started upon my arrival. It could have been some say February, some say March, some speculate maybe earlier it started, but nevertheless it happened as we showed up here."—Bush, in the same interview, discussing the economy
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"I am making this trip to Africa because Washington is an international city, just like Tokyo, Nigeria or Israel. As mayor, I am an international symbol. Can you deny that to Africa?"
— Marion Barry, Mayor of Washington, DC
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#143 "Q" is the only letter in the alphabet not appearing in the name of any U.S. state.
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is like a screen door, after a couple bangs she tends to loosen up!
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Q: How many Ole Miss freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None ... That's a sophomore course at Mississippi.
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 Mugger Has Seen Too Many Jackie Chan Movies | | By: BizarreNews | Published: 02/07/2000 | | |  |
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NEW YORK - In a stunt that annoyed and embarrassed police, a fleeing mugger ran into an office building and leaped from a 19th floor window to the building next door. It began when police responded to a robbery call. They chased the suspect for six blocks into an office building where he darted into an elevator. Arriving at the 19th floor a step ahead of the police, he ran through an office and jumped out the window. Witnesses thought the suspect had plummeted to his death, but instead he had grabbed a window air conditioner at the office building next door. Once inside the neighboring building, the suspect stole a delivery hat and apron and emerged in the lobby where he sauntered out of the building unnoticed. Said the police inspector, This was not your usual occurrence.
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I know kung foo high yah!!!J wohlfeil
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Man Charged After Passing Gas Toward Cop
A West Virginia man who police said passed gas and fanned it toward a patrolman has been charged with battery on a police officer ...
09.29.2008
Cuffed, Booked For Not Paying Library Fines
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09.01.2008
Woman Kills Husband With Folding Couch
St Petersburg's Channel Five said the man's wife, upset with her husband for being drunk and refusing to get up, kicked a handle after an argument, activating a mechanism that folds the couch up against a wall.
08.09.2008
Brothel Offers Customers Gas Rebate
Clients of the Shady Lady Ranch will get a $50 gas voucher if they fork out $300 -- worth about one hour's worth of services -- at the brothel in Beatty, Nevada, 130 miles northwest of Las Vegas.
08.08.2008
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I know this crazy guy who just won't play at a casino. He just pretends to play in his head. Last week he lost his mind!
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The average woman consumes six pounds of lipstick in her lifetime.
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