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"She is a member of a labor union at one point."- Announcing his nomination of Linda Chavez as secretary of labor. Austin, Texas, Jan. 2, 2001

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Bizarre National Holidays

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 09/06/2001
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September is... Be Kind To Editors and Writers Month

September is... National Bed Check Month

September is... National Chicken Month

September is... National Mind Mapping Month

September is... National Papaya Month

September 1 is... Emma M. Nutt Day

September 2 is... National Beheading Day

September 5 is... Be Late For Something Day

September 11 is... No News Is Good News Day

September 12 is... National Chocolate Milkshake Day

September 13 is... Defy Superstition Day

September 15 is... Felt Hat Day

September 16 is... Stay Away From Seattle Day

September 18 is... National Play-doh Day

September 22 is... Hobbit Day and Dear Diary Day

September 23 is... Dogs In Politics Day

September 28 is... Ask A Stupid Question Day

September 29 is... Poisoned Blackberries Day

September 30 is... National Mud Pack Day

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Oh boy, oh BOY!!! (0 replies)
started by nakedcanuck
(09.06.2001 10:33:21 AM EST)

I can't wait for Sept 12th.... I may have to do a warm-up celebration.

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I'm so late (0 replies)  
started by marvin
(09.06.2001 5:41:32 AM EST)

for yesterday's appointment !

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