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yusaku999
(10.29.2000 11:57:49 PM EST)
But how do you block the sound out for yourself? Probably a good idea to run that, and go out to eat. Good thing I live on the second floor.
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This was
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hardball
(10.28.2000 2:49:23 PM EST)
This was in home towns news paper two month ago. Way to be top of things goof.
Gun's Gun's we need more Gun's, what for, to preserve freedom.Don't ask what you country can do for you. Get off your lazy fat ass and get a fucking job.
Math Test?
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started by
djcarpet
(10.28.2000 11:21:14 AM EST)
How do you get 64 uninterrupted minutes on a 60 minute CD?
That sounds...
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mizike
(10.28.2000 0:03:09 AM EST)
like the coolest idea. But I want a CD with just porno noises.
I think I'm gonna puke...
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