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Nicotine Can Be Beneficial For The Brain

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 03/03/2000
 
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WASHINGTON - Take a toke for Alzheimer´s? That´s not exactly

what researchers are saying, but a new study suggests that nicotine is a surprisingly potent drug for diseases of the brain, including Alzheimer´s, Parkinson´s and Tourette´s syndrome. The drawback? Smoking is a bad way to get medical nicotine. Besides the obvious cancer risk, drug levels spike much higher in cigarettes.


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so don't smoke it (0 replies)
started by SuicideKing
(03.03.2001 7:11:17 PM EST)

get the nicoteen other ways, there are plenty available, personally I'll just stick with THC, it's for you and me, it's created free but I pay a fee, to get it engineered, the potency feared, fuck the drug war and at the gov I sneer


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started by cheeseball
(03.03.2001 5:12:38 AM EST)


I knew there was a redeeming value in smoking. No wonder nearly everyone in the mental institutions are smoking whenever they have the chance.

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