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Broward County - Gail Mathews is known on her street as a gentle grandma - tending her hibiscus, doting on her granddaughter. But the Feds have a different take: They say the 56-year-old Broward County woman donned jet-black ninja gear by night and peered through infrared binoculars as she called the shots for her international cocaine smuggling ring.
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No that bad
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bigjohn1972
(03.26.2001 9:21:08 AM EST)
Just needed more information on the story is all. Like why she neede infrared binoculars to call shots for a cocaine smuggling scheme
What?
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Anonymous Goofball
(03.24.2001 3:52:37 PM EST)
This is the worst story I ever saw!
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markcurryallen
(09.01.2000 12:27:17 PM EST)
I'm first but this stinks
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