"We spent a lot of time talking about Africa, as we should. Africa is a nation that suffers from incredible disease." - GW Bush, Gothenburg, Sweden, June 14, 2001
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CAIRO - A man filed suit in an Egyptian Court to get his marriage annulled because he had recently discovered, after 20 months of marriage, that his wife only had one breast. He accused his wife of deliberately misleading him by omitting the fact that she was born without her right breast. He argued that this compromised her femininity, and could pose potential health risks during pregnancy. A medical examiner was consulted and reported that she was perfectly healthy and able to fulfill her marital obligations. Puzzled about the 20 month discovery time? Some couples in rural Egypt practice conservative sex, and generally do not take off all of their clothes.
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Good lord...
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started by
Zenstryxx
(03.29.2001 10:18:47 PM EST)
Where do these people SEE these things?!
~Zenstryxx
breasts ?
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started by
kingoliver2
(10.26.2000 6:56:33 PM EST)
hi where are all these so called breasts?
if you are looking for an internet pal/friend, then here i am, i look forward to hearing from you .
breasts ?
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started by
kingoliver2
(10.26.2000 6:50:25 PM EST)
hi where are all these so called breats?
if you are looking for an internet pal/friend, then here i am, i look forward to hearing from you .
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