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forgive a lot of bizarre behavior in the interest of getting along. But the owners of one restaurant had to draw the line when a patron insisted on eating his meals in the nude, especially since the business was closed at the time. The Tottenville Inn installed a surveillance camera to catch a thief who had been terrorizing the new business. When the tapes were reviewed the owners were surprised to see their landlord, Albert Hohmann, helping himself to expensive cuts of meat and vintage wines in the empty restaurant. But the unexplainable part is that Hohmann was walking around completely nude. Often he would top his nocturnal visits with minor vandalism, like turning on water taps and flooding the restaurant. Hohmann is a city firefighter currently suspended for petty larceny and criminal mischief charges.
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