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Not Your Ordinary Stiff Drink

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 10/08/2001
 
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COMMERCE CITY, Colorado - Would you call this drink potent or impotent? A machine operator at Foothills Mail and Supply reportedly found a penis in a bottled fruit drink he purchased at a local grocery store. According to Juan Sanchez-Marchez, 41, he had downed about two-thirds of the bottle, when he found the severed appendage in the opaque red drink. Authorities do not know whether the body part came from an adult or juvenile, or whether it had been taken from a cadaver or a living person. A police spokesman said that the drink was dated at least a year ago and was bottled at a plant in Pittsburgh. It´s a mystery where it came from and how it got into this bottle, she concluded. A DNA test will be conducted on the penis, in case it may be related to an ongoing local investigation where various body parts have been found but not identified.


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started by wizard321
(10.09.2001 0:18:41 AM EST)

It was just mold, they found another bottle with the same mold in it.

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started by tjshere
(10.08.2001 10:19:05 AM EST)

My uncle found a small mouse in a bottle of soda once. Perhaps he should have looked at it more closely.

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