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CENTRAL POINT, Oregon - A police officer landed himself in a bit of a toejam when he allegedly attempted to suck the toes of an espresso stand operator and a tavern bartender against their wills. Officer Ken Marksbury was off duty when the alleged toe sucking spree occurred. Both women reported the incident minutes apart, claiming they had never met Marksbury and they did not know that he was a police officer. Marksbury has been placed on medical leave and prosecutors say he could face charges of harassment and offensive physical contact.
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yep
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Albatros
(07.25.2000 1:15:07 PM EST)
keeping our streets safe 24 hours a day
This place is FUBAR!
toe
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(07.11.2000 2:31:27 PM EST)
that is soo disgrasting!!!!!!!
He'll get his wish.
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burlingtony
(07.11.2000 9:08:54 AM EST)
When he goes to jail---his cellmate "Bubba", will rip the toenail off the officer and stick it on the end of his cock.
Then the man can suck away all he wants.
He should have worn a mask...
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SuicideKing
(07.10.2000 2:46:38 PM EST)
he could have have been the masked toe sucker, running from shop to shop sucking on people's toes against their will and fighting crime as a policeman during the day
Oh PLEASE
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ranise
(07.10.2000 7:28:21 AM EST)
That is just too funny. What is wrong with people? I can just think of one word DAMN!!!
Member, Greater Sodom and Gomorah Area Chamber of Commerce.
DAMN!
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Anonymous Goofball
(07.10.2000 1:41:40 AM EST)
I want someone to suck on my toes....Those crazy ladies, they know they loved it!
First! Sweet!!!
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started by
nexx
(07.10.2000 0:20:46 AM EST)
First! Sweet!!!
Wassup!!!
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