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Ohio - On Valentine´s Day, an Ohio woman won´t be giving her husband her heart - she´ll be giving him a kidney. Jenny Menhennet, 25, will donate one of her healthy kidneys to her 34-year-old husband Jay during transplant surgery scheduled for Feb. 14 at Akron City Hospital. Jay´s kidneys have been destroyed by diabetes. Officials at the hospital say it´s rare for a husband and wife to be such an excellent match, genetically speaking. The couple - who live in Warren, Ohio - will celebrate their third wedding anniversary March 26.
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DerangedMuppet
(03.17.2001 2:06:37 AM EST)
How is this a related link from "Wife Stabs Husband After He Brings Her Bouquets"???
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(09.21.2000 4:21:33 PM EST)
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(09.17.2000 0:57:57 AM EST)
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(08.05.2000 1:22:08 AM EST)
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