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"But the true threats to stability and peace are these nations that are not very transparent, that hide behind the-that don't let people in to take a look and see what they're up to. They're very kind of authoritarian regimes. The true threat is whether or not one of these people decide, peak of anger, try to hold us hostage, ourselves; the Israelis, for example, to whom we'll defend, offer our defenses; the South Koreans." -George W. Bush, in a media roundtable discussion, March 13, 2001
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"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without an accordion. You just leave a lot of useless, noisy baggage behind."
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#14 Camel's milk does not curdle.
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Q. What is the best thing about dating a homeless woman?
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 One-Armed Woodchopper Allowed to Compete | | By: BizarreNews | Published: 09/04/2000 | | |  |
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CANBERRA, Australia - How much wood could a woodchopper chop if a woodchopper had one arm? Just ask Nick Fredriksen, 15, who recently competed at the agricultural show in Queensland, Australia. Organizers of the Brisbane Exhibition initially banned Fredriksen from competing in the weekend event, which features log chopping contest, even though he competed successfully at the same show last year. The officials were worried he might accidentally let go of the axe and hurt somebody. But after his family hired lawyers, citing discrimination, the Royal National Agricultural and Industrial Association agreed to let Nick compete after a safety fence was installed around the arena.
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lol...
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thebulldawg
(09.07.2000 5:23:01 PM EST)
Hey, I am in Melbourne, Australia and this was like pretty serious, it was on the news and everything I felt sorry for the poor kid. I think he might have even won the event or some shit. Either way the kid's a fighter :)
Inside that bitter brain there's gotta be a whore... If you don't shut your mouth, your gonna feel the floor, yeah!
"Attitude", GN'R Version, 1993, Geffen Records.
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Entrance fee
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Anonymous Goofball
(09.06.2000 6:25:09 PM EST)
Maybe the entrance fee costs an arm and a leg!! He must have gotten a discount...
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Makes ya wonder..
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Anonymous Goofball
(09.05.2000 4:02:03 PM EST)
How he lost the first arm..
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But I wonder...
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Anonymous Goofball
(09.05.2000 11:04:42 AM EST)
How many two-armed people have lost grip of their axes in the competition? Are they saying that it is impossible for a two-armed person to lose grip and very likely for a one-armed person?
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Anonymous Goofball
(09.04.2000 7:13:01 PM EST)
thats bullshit that they even thought of banning him they shiuld have just said ok and put the fence up any way cause any one could loose their grip and hurt some one
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He lost
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crowley
(09.04.2000 6:22:45 PM EST)
He came last but hurt no one
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I'd give my right arm....
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burlingtony
(09.04.2000 12:46:36 PM EST)
to see this guy win the whole thing.Avoid socialism at all costs. The government which rules least---rules best.
Keep the Pros out of the Olympics. Real men don't wear earrings. Times are good--be thankful !!!
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