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In 1995 Leon Taylor, convicted of murdering a man during a 1994 robbery in Kansas City, Missouri, was sentenced to death, PLUS life in prison, with an additional 315 years tacked on for good measure.
...if we knew what really happened, he got off easy.
what can i say?
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started by
razor696
(01.10.2002 2:47:55 AM EST)
that's my home town for ya! bunch of intelligent people running this city, let me tell you...
Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a harder battle -PLATO
So what did they do?
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started by
tjshere
(01.10.2002 0:29:41 AM EST)
Fry him and turn his old cell into a mausoleum?
Never fear.....TJ's here!
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