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By: BizarreNewsPublished: 04/15/2001
 
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ST. PAUL - Former Navy SEAL, former pro wrestler and current Minnesota Governor Jesse Ventura has once again demonstrated his political acumen by comparing recreational hunting to hunting men in wartime. Ventura fell back on his military background as he lambasted a local newspaper columnist for questioning his commitment to conservation saying, If you haven´t hunted man, you haven´t hunted. Minnesota hunter and conservationist Mike Furtman said, [You] don´t equate shooting someone in defense of your country with hunting animals. It´s borderline psychotic to make that leap. During his weekly radio show Friday, Ventura said he didn´t mean to offend anyone with the comments.

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Wanks r us (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(04.20.2001 1:15:56 PM EST)

Wankers to the universe!!

heh (0 replies)
started by SuicideKing
(04.17.2001 11:55:17 AM EST)

and next week, on penis chat...lol


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funny thing is, he's right (0 replies)
started by SuicideKing
(04.17.2001 11:52:00 AM EST)

because animals don't beg for their lives, they don't cry and tell you they have children right before you shank their neck with a deer knife, laughing as the cartilage and bone makes a crunching sound along the blade and they let out little whimpers....heh


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Hey 1090a... (0 replies)
started by surledwarf
(04.17.2001 4:06:32 AM EST)

Now you know why men make bad carpenters... but more importantly, it's not how big you think it is it's how big she thinks it is... and almost all women think it's bigger than it really is... therefore remove said ruler from your collection of sex toys and she'll never know... just a word from the wise and also length handicapped...

shit man! (6 replies)
started by 1090a
(04.16.2001 10:52:25 PM EST)

I have atidbitf free advice for men, if your not sure, never measure your dick! Why? Well, they say the average prick is 6 inches long. I just found my own to be 1/8 of a inch below average! Now i have to live with this for the rest of my life!

Killing animals is fun too Jesse! (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(04.15.2001 4:52:44 PM EST)

Almost as much fun as eating them and wearing them.

For a real challenge.... (0 replies)
started by malcom
(04.15.2001 8:03:29 AM EST)

Jesse should hunt for easter eggs.Some of those bastards are highly intelligent,especially the gold ones.

i agree (0 replies)
started by razor696
(04.15.2001 1:28:04 AM EST)

for an oxbrain, you're pretty smart! i guess every idiot has their moment!

uncle daddy, i'm getting dizzy! shut up kid or i'll nail your other foot to the floor!

what do you mean... (0 replies)  
started by oxbrain
(04.15.2001 1:18:06 AM EST)

don't let those cute little eyes fool you, deer are dangerous, espesially the ones that carry AK-47's...
thats why I need my uzi hunting, it's for all our saftey

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