Over-sexed Seniors Romp At Nursing Home
By: BizarreNews	Published: 01/01/2001
LONDON, England - All of London was abuzz recently when nine residents of the Edith Scarborough Nursing Home were told that they must find a new place to live after they attempted a late-night orgy. That´s right, they were caught in the recreation room attempting to have a sex party to the exotic sounds of the rumba music. Their ages ranged from 78 to 95. Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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Wait a Second!!! (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (01.22.2001 4:26:12 PM EST) How come I wasn't invited?

so they get a refund (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (01.11.2001 3:19:34 PM EST) what else are they spose to do just die let them have their fun.

good lovin (0 replies) started by daddycutes (01.04.2001 9:50:38 PM EST) besides the fact that they'd need gallons of KY to get granny lubed up and some extra strength viagra... hell yeah they should screw forever. i'm gonna be doing the same when i'm that old. just with more wrinkles on my balls. i got pole.

WHoa (0 replies) started by Blinkman (01.03.2001 4:43:33 PM EST) God Bless Them Old PPL as long as they werent my grandparents

Oversexed Seniors (0 replies) started by Dabird45 (01.03.2001 3:02:29 PM EST) More power to them!!!

fuck (0 replies) started by molson116 (01.03.2001 1:16:28 AM EST) musta needed a whole fuckin crate of viagra

Catch a whiff of this... (0 replies) started by willi (01.02.2001 7:21:28 PM EST) "Slap a record on the old victrola Gram'ma cause there's a party in my adult undergarments and you're the guest of honor!"

So Whats the problem? (0 replies) started by ozone63 (01.02.2001 4:45:24 PM EST) Come on. I hope if I reach that age I'd have that energy,, (BREAK OUT THE VIAGRA)

out mental image (0 replies) started by mcpdoc (01.02.2001 2:40:37 PM EST) as per title...

Ewwwwwwwww (3 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (01.02.2001 2:40:13 PM EST) i am sorry but i think that the only people aloud to have an orgy is young people and that's the final word. ms. husla

Cool (0 replies) started by thelizard (01.02.2001 9:34:33 AM EST) Just because someone is older, doesn't mean that the sex drive dies. Good for them !!! Poison Clan rocks the world !!!!

Banging in the nursing home (1 reply) started by SuicideKing (01.02.2001 2:10:03 AM EST) Yo SuicideKing here to make a rhyme, spent the day in a nursing home one time, arts and crafts and then a water fight, nude drunken orgy later on that night, as the old skin slid and the old moans wailed, I grabbed the nearest old bitch and her butt I nailed, I rammed it til she bled and I rammed it some more, never knew your grandma was a dirty old whore... peace and I'm out, nigh-jur! §Üî©ìÐéK‡ñG Killers are silent

Go to it, boys (0 replies) started by greenapplesplatters (01.01.2001 11:29:33 PM EST) I guess there is a positive side to poor vision when you get older ... That said, "Seniors, Start Your Engines!!!" Strike a blow for freedom ... Slap a Democrat!

Live and let live.... (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (01.01.2001 10:38:54 PM EST) What the hell? Who's to say they shouldn't be allowed to have consentual sex? God knows, they have probably all done everything under the sun by now..... and they PAY to live there, doesn't that give em some rights? The elderly have the same rights as the rest of us, and for christsakes if the old dudes can still perform and the ladies want some of their' action, GOD BLESS 'EM!

sweet!!! (0 replies) started by rook30505 (01.01.2001 7:50:46 PM EST) When I go to a nursing home,that's the one I want to go to. Pikachu is the devil.

Sex party, huh? (1 reply) started by OliverClozoff (01.01.2001 6:27:01 PM EST) The operative word here is "attempting." President, American Association of Amateur Gynecologists

ew god (0 replies) started by stupiddogg (01.01.2001 2:18:12 PM EST) dammit and I'm eating pudding! Curse you, mental images! Yo Momma

Also........ (0 replies) started by tjshere (01.01.2001 8:52:20 AM EST) 2 of the men were arrested on the charge of assault with a dead weapon. 9 out of 10 Goofbabes surveyed said TJ is.

thats not RIGHT (0 replies) started by evol (01.01.2001 7:54:00 AM EST) i dont care what anyone says, thats not fucking right if you love something, let it go, if it comes back it was ment to be, if not, move on to her sister.

I'm hard (0 replies) started by bills4 (01.01.2001 5:27:00 AM EST) Actually that makes me want to jump into oncoming traffic its so sick.

me...me...me (0 replies) started by toyj2 (01.01.2001 1:55:59 AM EST) i'm a woman trapped in a man's body and that woman is a lesbian....what do i do ?? cut it off or just hang??? male lesbian

funny (0 replies) started by jbaby (01.01.2001 0:50:05 AM EST) As much as I am not fond of the mental picture, that is some funny shit.

I GUESS OLD PEOPLE (0 replies)   started by donut38 (01.01.2001 0:03:53 AM EST) NEED LOVE TOO BUT DO I HAVE TO HEAR ABOUT IT EEEWWW

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