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LONDON, England - All of London was abuzz recently when nine residents of the Edith Scarborough Nursing Home were told that they must find a new place to live after they attempted a late-night orgy. That´s right, they were caught in the recreation room attempting to have a sex party to the exotic sounds of the rumba music. Their ages ranged from 78 to 95.
sweet!!! started by
rook30505
(01.01.2001 7:50:46 PM EST)
When I go to a nursing home,that's the one I want to go to.
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