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LONDON, England - All of London was abuzz recently when nine residents of the Edith Scarborough Nursing Home were told that they must find a new place to live after they attempted a late-night orgy. That´s right, they were caught in the recreation room attempting to have a sex party to the exotic sounds of the rumba music. Their ages ranged from 78 to 95.
What the hell? Who's to say they shouldn't be allowed to have consentual sex? God knows, they have probably all done everything under the sun by now..... and they PAY to live there, doesn't that give em some rights?
The elderly have the same rights as the rest of us, and for christsakes if the old dudes can still perform and the ladies want some of their' action, GOD BLESS 'EM!
Live and let live.... started by
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(01.01.2001 10:38:54 PM EST)
What the hell? Who's to say they shouldn't be allowed to have consentual sex? God knows, they have probably all done everything under the sun by now..... and they PAY to live there, doesn't that give em some rights?
The elderly have the same rights as the rest of us, and for christsakes if the old dudes can still perform and the ladies want some of their' action, GOD BLESS 'EM!
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